Just a selfie for your Saturday <3 :)
you know what people don’t talk about
human shrek
I USED TO HAVE A CRUSH ON HUMAN SHREK WHEN I WAS LIKE 5 OR SUMMAT. FACK.
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Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”
*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*
Animal: *licks its own asshole*
human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*
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my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape
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The longer you watch the more childish they get
Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:
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little ghost to drag around your dash to scare every mcr fan! So drag it and play with it!
I SWEAR T O FUCKING GOD I WILL SHOOT ALL OF YOU
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That looks like the “gods” are having a rave in the clouds
all hail the glow cloud
all hail the glow cloud
A L L H A I L T H E G L O W C L O U D
ALL HAIL
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Me: ”My first halloween on tumblr I wonder how-..”
tuMBLR:
Me: “Of course.”
Welcome to Tumblr
(via cyberputas)
Lion: AGGGGGGGHHHHH
YOU HAVE VANQUISHED ME, MIGHTY BEAST
Cub: DAD STOP
Lion: EVERYTHING…GOING…DARK
Cub: DAD OH MY GOD
Lion: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE…
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